Tests

Which Discworld girl are you?.

From this test, which at least in my browser has stupid text-changing-size effects.

1.  Mill   (100%) 
2.  Sartre   (92%) 
3.  Rand   (89%)  
4.  Kant   (86%)  
5.  Plato   (86%)  
6.  Stoics   (85%)  
7.  Epicureans   (76%)
8.  Hume   (76%)
9.  Prescriptivism   (76%) 
10.  Aristotle   (74%) 
11.  Spinoza   (74%)
12.  Aquinas   (67%)
13.  Hobbes   (65%)
14.  Nietzsche   (65%)
15.  Bentham   (58%)
16.  Noddings   (57%)
17.  Ockham   (52%)
18.  Augustine   (50%)
19.  Cynics   (44%)

We Are Amazed!

How Big of a Buffy Fan Are You?

Sorry.

Tests. A word to the wise: it is rarely possible to categorise the entire human race via five multiple-choice questions.

This is an obscene number of images, tests, and general rubbish. I have marked several diary pages "repent".

Comments on accuracy at the foot.

Awww wow! You're Van Gogh's "Starry Night", painted in 1889 and hanging in the Museum of Modern Art, New York.

Which Piece of Modern Art Are You?

Congrats! Youre a pointillism! A little odd if taken piece by piece but once someone gets to see the whole you, theyre sure to love it! (Artist of This Style: Georges Seurat)

Which Painting Style Are You?

You are "Mafia Hitgirl"

Which Painting am I?

Do I even need to say Pervy Hobbit Fancier?

What Lord of the Rings engrish subtitle are you?

You're Metamorphosis of Narcissus!

You're bright, philosophical and creative, but you don't always get the attention you deserve.

Which Salvador Dali Painting Are You?

Helena

Which woman of Shakespeare are you?

You are Earth...you are stable and practical, and sometimes thought of as stubborn. You can have trouble with non-tangible ideas.

What Element Are You?

Sexy

What word describes you?

Friend Bear

You are everyone's ideal friend because you are sincere and genuinely kind. Sometimes you worry about your friends' problems so much, you forget about your own responsibilities, which can get you into trouble. For you, it's the little things that really count. You also happen to be the main driver of the Cloud Car. No speeding!

Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

You are Alice

The heroine of the Wonderland tales, you are filled with curiosity and random inquiry.

What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?

Intellegent

What anime stereotype are you?

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

You are Our Humble Narrator, Alex, from A Clockwork Orange. Your poor mother..

Which famous film murderer are you?

hamilton leithauser (the walkmen): he is girl crazy. you are boy crazy. beware of chicks with better shoes than you.

who's your indie rock boyfriend?

You're a Velvety-Mopey-Goth! You're wardrobe isn't condusive to heat, water, or the natural range of human movement. People may think you're cheesy, but you know it's just because their infantile minds can't fully comprehend the insurmountable anguish of your existence.

What kind of Goth would you be?

Nerdslut

What's your sexual appeal?

Obsessive compulsive

Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?

bondage

What's YOUR sexual fetish?

Gee whiz, tell Mommy to stop babying you so much and get out of the house once in a while. You are the typical nerd. Congradulations, the other kids walk all over you and make fun of you, but you'll show them someday when you develop the latest line of anti-depressants that they will need when they are 35.

What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?

You like Harry Potter, you scum. It's the deepest pit in Hell for you. Your very existence is a crime against Nature.

Why Will You Go To Hell?

You're Shirley Manson, you saucy girl.

What sexy girl are you

Sexy-like Vampire

What type of vampire are you?

As to correctness, quite a few strike home. The art questions don't, I identify more with Dali and surrealism rather than these results. Some others are amusing. I'll leave you to work them out for yourselves...

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?.

Eyes Wide Shut. You tend to be vain and rather self righteous. But people seem to fawn over you anyways.

Which Stanley Kubrick Movie Are You?.

Stupid tests. Eyes Wide Shut? The only Kubrick film I didn't like...

Which OS are You?

Apparently. Even though Debian was an option. At least it's not XP.

I'm an Atheist!

Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?

That was the first image on this website. I must repent.

Attendum: I repent for the inclusion of images, not their content.

Heh.

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

30/50. Personality Quiz. Yeah, right.

You are about average in how much you "seek sensation." Keep on keepin' on.

55%. Sensation Quiz. Why do they not use a uniform scale? Stupid tests.

Pointed to another useless test. This one is particularly poorly implemented, and comes of as rather biased. Ten questions is not enough to determine an ideology in my opinion, and this is particularly US-centric. My "political philosophy is left-liberal":

Your Personal Self-Government Score is 90%. Your Economic Self-Government Score is 10%.